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sacredporn:

cynicalwerebear:

If we assume that Stiles is right about the values on the dead pool, here are the values and current total:

The “Allison” section has 12 names with total value of $68,250,000

  • Sean Walcott 250 $250,000.00
  • David Walcott 250 $250,000.00 
  • Michael…
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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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finalprophecyart:

Uh oh. A possible plus one to team human. 

finalprophecyart:

Uh oh. A possible plus one to team human. 

(via bilesandthesourwolf)

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poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth, via empflyer)

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lackluster-lexicon:

transyoite:

why “differently abled” is bullshit

  • differently abled: can do the thing, just in a different way
  • disabled: can’t do the thing, or doing the thing will lead to extreme pain, stress, etc.

"differently abled" ties into the belief that disabled people…

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"Lydia has one of the more interesting storylines this year, and it starts kicking off now. With Lydia, I mean this year we wanted to - On this show Lydia has kinda been on the outside in the first couple seasons. It’s always like ‘will Lydia help us?’ And now Lydia is a part of the team. I think part of her arc was sort of inspired by what happened last season - Allison basically died trying to save her. She told Aiden to be a better guy and he died doing that. And now Lydia is sort of on her heroic arc. And I think part of that is sort of figuring out some secrets about her past, her family history. We also wanted to make it just horrible. […] Using Allison and Aiden’s name in this episode. We really wanted to make it a hard journey for her."

— Teen Wolf writer Ian Stokes discussing Lydia’s arc this season on AfterBuzz TV (x)

(Source: notanotherteenwolfpodcast)

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blackbirdrose:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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tastefullyoffensive:

[chrishallbeck]
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thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

(via aro-ace-wonderwoman)

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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

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pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.

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taylordswift:

Amazing

Are you both pretending to be Tony Stark sneaking into the Mandarin’s facility or something?

taylordswift:

Amazing

Are you both pretending to be Tony Stark sneaking into the Mandarin’s facility or something?

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rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD

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